..getting this dastardly fringe cut in and going back to black.
I do apologise was you expecting something navel deep and prolific?
Granted, things have happened that I wish hadn't in life, big things and bad decisions, however I'm one of those annoying people that believes things to indeed happen to us for a reason and that no journey to any destination worth arriving at is scenic and calm.
So I stick to regretting the small things in life. I've been dying my hair for 16 years, I've been red, pink, purple, orange, yellow, turquoise, black, ginger etc Usually I always revert back to black or red. Even when the results have been interesting to say the least (thinking back to when I accidentally ended up with leeloo hair from Fifth Element) I've never regretted any of it. Until now. I spent a portion of time in the recent past attempting to go blonde. The last time I was blonde was 2003 when I had an early midlife crisis, it cost £80 and within weeks of having it done, I dyed over it with pillar box red. I've had fringes and no fringes, I've had jaw length hair and hair nearly down to my bum in length. So I bought some uber-lightener (unfortunately I'm far too much of a wuss to actually purchase and prepare actual hair bleach) and did it twice. I then bought a lesser lightener. Followed by some light blonde dyes and some dark blonde dyes. The best I got was strawberry blonde and I had an episode of the fears, I really didn't want to be bald. So to try and steer my mind away from any blonde ambitions The Mother kindly paid for me to have my hair chopped and a fringe put it. However the fringe was supposed to be Betty Page-esque yet wasn't. I've spent every day since stealing Thing Two's hair slides to pin it to the sides. I asked for a longish inverted bob and it went rather too short for my liking. I predictably went back to black to let my hair recover (what can I say, I'm a goth in remission)I originally wanted to dye the fringe pink until I actually had the fringe cut and saw it.
It hasn't gone away though. I still want to be blonde, god knows why. I'm so hair fickle that no doubt if i did achieve it I'd dye turquoise or purple within weeks.
So here i am in the worst predicament with black hair and having itchy fingers hovering over the 'buy' button for more lightener.
Somebody stop me (or do it for me, please?)